If life is a box of chocolates… I should have opted for no nuts.

My dream is for the world to one day be ruled by little black and tan dachshunds wearing green berets.  However, a discovery this week keeps my dream in its infancy.  My dog, my life, my child—Scarlet—has finally gone off her rocker.  For the past three days she has been marching around the house, green-fuzzy-bunny [...]